phonesnapper

a guy who seems normal......but turns out to be crazy.

G1: So last night this guy didn't like what my deal was for the night.
G2: Yeah, and, who cares?
G1: I didn't until he killed my phone.
G2: Wow. what a phonesnapper.

G1: So I talked to my mom today.... and apparently my ex-bf added my mom on fb
G2: no way.
G1: yeah, but i knew he was a phonesnapper.

Gditz: OMGGG so I lent my friend my shirt & like u'll never believe what happened!!!! She left it at a guy i know's house anddddd he refuses to give it to me unless, like, i hang out w/ him.
G2: that guys a phonesnapper. dont talk to him.

moral of examples. if a boy is a phonesnapper, stay away!

by Elle Ay September 30, 2009

phonie homie

when you think your best friend/homie has your back when something happens, but they end up ditching you for no reason

Dan-"dude can you be my wingman tonight?"
Kyle-"Sorry, I'm playing Combat Arms"
Dan-"wow phonie homie!"

by imhilarrious April 7, 2010

phonie

One who spends an inordinate amount of time using, and therefore is especially adept at using, a smartphone to lookup information on an instant's notice. Often knows more about how to use someone's phone than the owner himself.

My sister Mary is a real phonie. No matter what you need to know, she can find it in seconds using her iPhone.

by duhnb August 23, 2011

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 3, 2009

Phones 4 U

little finger in vagina and phumb in anus, then 4 fingers spread in vagina and then little finger and index finger in anus

i did a phones 4 u on your mum last night
i wish i could have a phones 4 u

by abcdef GGGGG January 21, 2008

bootleg cell phones

Something that people buy off ebay when they think they are poor.

They are going to buy a bootleg cell phne off ebay.

by ass clown March 22, 2004

I got 2 PHONES

This is a meme that has recently surfaced a side of tiktok as of Early Sept 2023

This Meme makes use of the song "2 Phones" By Kevin Gates by having a clip of a video (Usually of Women who are Misanderists making fun or saying horrible stuff to or about men) before suddenly cutting to a montage of various pictures of Anime characters wearing what is considered to be "Drippy" clothing.

Most of the time, People often use edited pictures of Characters from the "Dragon Ball" anime and manga series however there are instances that other anime characters from shows like "Naruto" or "One Piece" are used.

There have been many variations of said meme such as a version where the person is speaking in "Posh English" with classical music playing in the background

However altho making fun of Misanderists is its main use, some have unfortunately used it to harass and make fun of LGBTQ+ members openly talking about their experiences and such however this is only a small percentage of the use

"I hate men, they should all di-"
*suddenly vid cuts to dripped out goku and vegeta*
"I got 2 PHONES"

by chicksinfire September 2, 2023