phadunk

Slapping someone on the top of their head with one's excited penis.

I nearly knocked her out when i phadunked her!

by Paddy P June 11, 2004

penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

by YAWA January 5, 2020

phase shift

1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.

1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."

by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010

Phadonia

A person that people view as a slut and or bitch; Someone having the personality of a slut and or bitch.

Damn! Courtney is a phadonia! Did you see how many guys she was with last night?
That damn phadonia! She stole my ooo lala!

by MSMB November 3, 2008

phaedo

A canine that believes the soul is immortal and that death is merely the soul's release from it's temporary physical bonds.

Yesterday my dog logically argued to the cat that learning is really a recollection of knowledge that was known before birth, he's a real phaedo.

by joe_cougar April 12, 2009

phase four effect

The effect that makes women look attractive when they really aren't. Also causes lapses in judgement and a false sense of pride. Most severe cases are found in Monterey, CA

i can't believe i slept with that 400 lbs one eyed broad with the moustache... phase four effect must have struck me

by sad soldier PF00111 September 23, 2011

Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"

Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.

by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016