Peter Welch

Incompetent representative who knows nothing about economics or anything in general.

Usually found doing stupid shit like handing out flyers

Hey Jim, there goes a Peter Welch (pointing at incompetent politician)

by ibanker1 January 13, 2010

Peter North Nut

When a man unloads a power shot of semen that has been building up for days, sometimes months, and glazes his unsuspecting woman up like a Cinnabon.

Guy 1 - "Dude I met this chick at the bar last night and took her back to my crib and loaded her up with a Peter North nut that I have been saving for the right person for days!"
Guy 2 - "It's about time bro, I was starting to worry about you!"

by Pipesoverder September 5, 2013

petering the russo

A euphemism for masturbation.

Brian will be late. He's in there petering the russo.

by BigPoppy May 30, 2015

peter murphys mugshot

Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up

i am going to eat peter murphys mugshot

by yovishi June 2, 2021

ask peter

a site used to trick or freak the shit out of someone by asking personal questions to him in witch he'll always get right
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)

Jeff: Yo i ask peter if he could describe me
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right

by isotiny January 21, 2009

Pedo peter

Joe Biden alias

Hey pedo peter used to watch his daughter shower

by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

Peter Pettigrew

Disgusting, cowardly piece of crap from the Harry Potter series that betrayed his best friends to save his own worthless ass.

Peter Pettigrew has a place reserved for him in Hell.

by Darla Washington April 4, 2004