pendulum case

This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!

Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?

by captain keys November 16, 2006

Carolina pendulum

The act of having sexual intercourse with two women at the same time. In order to facilitate this a man wears a strap on backwards while positioning one of the women in front of him and one behind him. He then proceeds to move back and forth, similar to the motion of a pendulum.

Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.

by Theduster January 31, 2008

Pendleton

A pot hole on the Earth where no one wants to live and most of the population is druggies, potheads and skanks. Also no one can manage to stay away for good for some stupid goddamn reason

You see that shit hole town.? Yeah that's totally a Pendleton.

by Dscrazybiatch April 6, 2017

Pendleton

1. A town in North-eastern Oregon. Famous for the Pendleton Round-up, the rodeo on turf. And the Let'er Buck room.

2. A tasty, tasty whiskey.

I was in Pendleton sipping some Pendleton and totally got grouped in the Let'er Buck room.

by Dubbs_A_Dilly August 20, 2008

Pendu fan boy

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.

Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.

Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!

by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008

Pendiho

People call dumb people pendiho in spanish

pinche pendiho
Hola pendiho
Dumbfuck

by Lmentrix boi June 30, 2016