penal area

the are in which the penis is, great for fucking and to be sucked.

Dude my penal area is sore from the hardcore lesbian sex i watched last night. I masurbated so hard !! look at the soreness and cancerous areas. this is soo crazy i would rather just get 6 stds and die.

by gregls March 7, 2008

Penandez

The nickname of portuguese and Man United footballer Bruno Fernandez who mostly scores penalties.

Commentator:There are three certainties in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bruno Penandez getting penalties

by Wikimann January 3, 2021

friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

Pruno Penandes

A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving

Oh, Look! I spotted Pruno Penandes diving! He paid the ref and got a penalty though!

by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

Christopher Pena

A chubby, very unattractive, self-centered boy who denies being gay. He likes to masturbate using tomatoes and other fruit. He's also known for being fingered in public places.

girl: "Christopher Pena?? He's such a man-slut! Guys kept taking turns with him in the closet last night at the party! He walked out with a big smile, and white shit running down his chin!"

by ilovetoeatpiesometimes November 28, 2010

Penal Front

A rap group based in Altoona, Pennsylvania, known for their tight beats and smoove gooves. Members include Neva Die, Baby Teef, and Clifton Wheatstone.

Aww did you hear the new Penal Front joint, that sh*t is dope!!

by Lil' Brudder May 3, 2005

Penaca

A slang word for "Penis".

He pulled down is undies and whipped out his penaca.

by maleorderrifle August 20, 2011