screen peeping

Looking at a friends screen while playing a split-screen game with them.

Person 1: "Dude! Stop screen peeping!"
Person 2: "I wasn't screen peeping."
Person 1: "Yeah you were. How else could you know that that was my hiding spot?"

by ih8crackas April 28, 2010

Peeing myself

For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.

i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself

by Mr.troopmom June 22, 2009

peeing in the pool

there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

I was peeing in the pool.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

peeping john

a loser named john who sits outside your window and watches you through your window and may or may not be naked.

i am john and im watching you through your window because im a peeping john. naked.

by john peepers September 9, 2006

peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

peeping

To be raped by or with a penguin.

Flippers the penguin was peeping Brian, and now he has to go to the hospital.

by James Barry May 30, 2008

Peeing in the same bowl

When two people are experiencing the same thing.

Michael :" hey whats up "

Ashley : " nothing whats with you "
Michael : "I'm pulling an all nighter writing an essay for my final .. you know the story "
Ashely :" I am too , i have to meet someone tomorrow for my rough draft"
Michael :" Wow were like peeing in the same bowl, im meeting someone tomorrow to. "

by BeatboxingBeavers December 4, 2009