Pear-ish

The awesomest flavor of all time

yea well im eating a green...yea guess what it taste like? it tastes PEAR-ISH...u know why? cuz its a pear (:

by MOLLEROONIES March 17, 2009

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Pear King

refering to a talented and amazing person, or someone who is very skilled in the art of pear jokes.

the pear king is a bad ass.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

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Hot pear

A pear which is on fire

Oh no! There's a hot pear over there!

by Renee McYes January 6, 2016

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Ripe pear

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 2, 2015

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(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.

Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.

by Bicycleman May 31, 2017

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