Front Parlor

The area just above a man's penis, where the greatest number of pubes are

Man, did you see Sean's front parlor. He had a load of pubes.

by bigmanwitdagat December 7, 2022

Parmo

The act of two men enjoying each other’s hand on one another’s cock

Nick and mark enjoyed a parmo last night

“Nick was surprised by how big marks parmo was”

by Longjohn91 May 3, 2019

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

Frank Parson

A Male Piercing In Which One Large Bar Goes Through Both Nipples.

"Dude I Totally Just Got A Frank Parson To Make Me Look Like I Have Cleavage!"
"Frank Parson, My Man. Happy Birthday! Good Job!" *Claps*

by KatieKilledYourBoyfriend October 3, 2009

the parson's gambit

In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

Oh man, did you see the parson's gambit Todd set up in the locker room?" "No, what happened." "Eddy was minding his own business, dropping a deuce, when Todd snuck over the stall and nailed him with an air horn and that aerosol cheese. There was nothing he could do but sit there and take it until the dirty business was done." "Stone Cold.

by SenatorGreg June 6, 2011

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015

pariolino

A rich-ass spoiled kid that thinks he's the center of the universe, he's the kid you hate but the one you still want to be friends with because he has a lot of money

Man 1: bro, the new iphone just came out
Man 2: jeah, Johnny already bought it
Man 1: I know, he's such a pariolino...

by Fragno119 May 25, 2017