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PAROLITO 

parolo or parolito - comes from the spanish word parar or parado which means to stand upright or standing.

It is a common Colombian slang term for "a woody" or "an erection". The -ito is added after dropping the -o to make it less offensive or more formal if you will, however there is nothing formal about the term at all!

It is also used as a verb and not a noun as commonly referred to in English, I have a woody or I have an erection. In Colombian Spanish we would say I am wooded (if you make the literal translation from English to Spanish using the correct verb tense)
Hoy amaneci parolito.
Tengo Parola.
Ese man esta todo parolo.
PAROLITO by thecount1975 March 5, 2011

parAOLnoia 

The psychological online condition of thinking that someone on AOL actually gives a shit who you are and going to great lengths to protect your screen name by taking up every variation of that name and adding AOL accounts to JUST MAKE SURE someone cannot pose as you.
Having 5 aol accounts and 35 screen names that are variations of your original name. Using lower case l for "i" and the number "1". "Dus1 had worn out the l key on her key board due to her ParAOLnoia requiring her to have all the variations of her screen name taken".
parAOLnoia by MeGeneric1 January 23, 2008

parionoidschizofrantic 

A slandering word used by psychiatrist who practiced eugenics and believed the disabled where schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life. Paronoid and frantic because they where being sent to the treatment chamber’s
The parionoidschizofrantic was paranoid and frantic becouse he coul smell gas on the way to the treatment chambers

Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.
{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*
Emily Parolin by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

Parolinkelhuang 

when three awesome music heads are reunited in one city where nothing but awesome things will happen.
this is going to be a hell of a parolinkelhuang weekend!

Pargolio 

Luxury clothing brand based in PHILADELPHIA design by Jheeti
reporter: “Beyoncé who are you wearing tonight”
Beyoncé: “ this is custom pargolio”
Pargolio by jheeti December 20, 2020