Healthy paranoia

Let’s face it.. people are shitty. Not everyone. Definitely the “karens”.. But stay a “little” skeptical until otherwise proven wrong. Or just get rid of your cell phone, grow a garden and never leave your dwelling.

I call it healthy paranoia! Tootles

by Drewbloodybitch July 29, 2020

Dead end paranormal park

A very good show that you should watch

“Hey have you watched dead end paranormal park?”
“yeah man i love that show!”

by The Axolotl Queen July 5, 2022

Parannoyed

Easily annoyed, constantly being annoying.

Bill is parannoyed; whenever anyone makes a loud noise he gets extremely annoyed.

by DJLEV December 17, 2012

paranoid

A word created by the man that means, when you become it, that you are on to him.

A1: "I feel paranoid"

A2: "Yes. Yes you do."

by 111111111111111111111111111 April 15, 2010

paranoia

A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.

Person: "William, why are you in the fetal position under your bed?"
Me: "Paranoia."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

paranoid

An illogical fear or suspicion of people, companies or organizations being consciously against you, and the belief that they are constantly trying to "get" you.

"See those people talking over there? There's no other way than that they're spreading rumors about me."

"Oh stop being paranoid, they're just talking."

by Fluid March 7, 2004

Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."

One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you

by Zeke July 1, 2005