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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
mugGet the Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitchmug.

Packet

A whorish muckhole who gets on her back and wets up for any bloke that dangles a bag of meth in her face...
Danni acts like a packet but still isn't high coz even meth don't make her fuckable
by Analamy69 October 17, 2020
mugGet the Packetmug.

Ketchup packet

A discarded bloody tampon or pad
She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere
by wil Wheaton/not the real August 10, 2019
mugGet the Ketchup packetmug.

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.
Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
mugGet the Packet Merchantmug.

packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.
I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.
by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015
mugGet the packet shappermug.

Pasta Packets of Cheese

A new name invented by a dumb person that actually just means ravioli.
"Dude, I LOVE Pasta Packets of Cheese!"
by ilikesk1ttless January 25, 2025
mugGet the Pasta Packets of Cheesemug.

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