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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.
Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!
by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024
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Packets

Ah that’s Packets paschal
by ShamThatsLakes February 23, 2024
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Chip Packeting

Chip Packeting, is in effect the act of cumming in a woman then flipping said woman over to drink the baby batter out of her vag.
by HalfKut August 6, 2021
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ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.
Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.
by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019
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