outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.

"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."

by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007

outerlock

The touching of hands as a precursor or safer alternative to interlock. Often performed by inexperienced couples not ready for the intimacy of dove-tailing fingers.

Not ready to lose her hand virginity, Jenny proclaimed outerlock was the new interlock.

by Jona Browning October 16, 2012

Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

ontercourse

the act of having sex with your clothes on, in public (no penetration).

maia and ezra are having ontercourse again, someone needs to step in.

by Northside Joe January 29, 2009

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021

dusty otter

To lather ones taint with Vaseline, then sitting in a fine powder, preferably and most often sawdust, a variation on the other aquatic mammal referencing female genitalia: the beaver.

Stacey pocketed the Vaseline and made her way to her fathers workshop to give herself a

dusty otter.

by Netroplun May 12, 2014

Hairy Otter

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020