Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

by Cont78 July 25, 2011

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by NepgearAfficionado July 13, 2023

once-born

1) In Wicca or other forms of paganism, a polite term for an "outsider", or someone who doesn't wholly believe in metaphysical, but still seeks the advice of diviners or "fortune tellers".
2) in Christianity:
a) a person who is identified as a Christian, but is not "born again"
b) a Christian who was baptized as an infant or is only a Christian because of family ties, but has not made the decision to follow Christ

1) When doing a tarot reading for a once-born, it's a good idea to stick with a basic spread.
2)

by Anubis Darkwood November 13, 2003

Once in a Bluemoon

To do something very rarely, once in a while.

For Example: “Once in a BlueMoon” DKS Getting a Win On CK

by CK~Hyuga July 4, 2019

once you go white, nothing else seems right

popular 70´s line coined after "once you go black ..."

- So you really want to date that white neighbor of yours?
You better be careful, sister. You know what they say: once you go white, nothing else seems right.

by Rob1977 November 30, 2016

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive. You look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.

She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

by dkarez4u July 3, 2005