obligologna

a. A piece of literature/legislature one is obligated to read, agree and/or adhere to, knowing full well it is complete and utter refuse.
b. A nonsensical assignment or task which must be completed before assessment can be made.

a. After I agreed to the obligologna, I was able to sign up for my Fantasy Football league.
b. That self-reflection collage the instructor assigned is complete obligologna.

by skeeter-peeter pumpkin-eater December 9, 2008

Obliterfaded

When you are utterly destroyed or wiped out from getting too high.

"What happened to you last night? You were supposed to meet us for drinks" -AP
"My bad man, I got so damn high, I was absolutely obliterfaded" -Nick H.

by Snaplatts March 14, 2018

Obliminated

To get obliterated so badly you are automatically eliminated from any competition you join in the next 7-10 business days

Damn, Brennon left the sunroof open on his car and it’s raining. Get obliminated.

by brenny_wenny24 August 23, 2018

Oblissvious

I love being oblissvious

I am amazingly oblissvious to the situation. Being acutely aware of a particular consequence... but also being keenly aware you can choose a differing unknown path altogether..... become zero..

by Rocketbebe March 30, 2020

Obliteration Jar

A jar you fill with cum, Shit, and farts once a month.

It can also be used as a prank to make someone think its a "special" desert.

"Yo man that obliteration jar was so tasty las night."

by Fart Master 6000 January 22, 2021

obligatory sex definition

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys

no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

by kendguy August 15, 2023

penis obligation

A situation to which a male must react in a particular way so as to preserve, exhibit, or confirm his heterosexual male status.

Girlfriend: That poor dwarf got kicked in the nuts by a chimpanzee wearing a karate uniform, and you laughed and cheered?? What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: Sorry; penis obligation.

by Daggoth T. Rothri August 25, 2010