by Nishyboy September 18, 2003
A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.
by Neal Hugedong April 29, 2008
NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
the people who write things on here being incredibly offensive to homosexuals and 'Emo kids'. just for the record i am not either of these, yet i can see that what people are writing is out of order by a long shot! i think y'all should grow up and get a life...are you not human? do you not see that other people have feelings? shit you are all so prejudice and cruel!
by Melanne November 18, 2004
A person over 50 years of age, who is bad tempered, always wears a cap, sounds like a sheep and is a yard manager in Wilsons Auctions in Portadown.
by Jason Potts December 23, 2003
A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place
John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.
Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!
Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!
by SpudFace69 May 07, 2017
THE WORD NUMPTY INFACT STARTED IN YORKSHIRE NOT SCOTLAND !!!!! its meanings are ;-
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
d) a idiot
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.
b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment
c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person
d) a idiot
a) "No. That wasnt wat she meant, ya big numpty!"
b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"
c) "That numpty's driving his car with no lights on!"
b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"
c) "That numpty's driving his car with no lights on!"
by MADMART November 06, 2009