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Nump

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.
"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"
by NumetalFag July 9, 2009
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Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club
The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.
by humanist October 14, 2003
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numpty

Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.
'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'
by Triffid May 20, 2003
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Someone who does not know the difference between a MB and a GB...
Daz you Numpty, BT aint gonna cap your limit at 15MB
by Rossa July 6, 2004
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"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"
by tangolf July 8, 2007
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An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)
by JOE June 25, 2004
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Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.
Woah watch out for that numpty
by Toffer September 2, 2003
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