not even wrong

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.

by Fluid February 12, 2007

NOT THE BEES

A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"

Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*

by Toxic-Onyx March 3, 2010

not responding

A program that decides to not work for a period of time, due to it being busy or it is processing something, and sometimes no reason at all. Also, some programs can do this for forever and literally piss you off instantly and wanting to force quit the program in Task manager or in severe cases, throw your computer out the window.

Mozilla Firefox (Not Responding)
Me: Goddammit, not again... I'll wait...
(5 hours later)
Mozilla Firefox (Not Responding)
(Throws computer out)

by aaaaaiiiiiiieeeee August 16, 2012

not funny didn't laugh

Not funny, didn't laugh. Used when you see or hear an unfunny or cringe meme/joke.

Gluten: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oatmeal: why?
Gluten: To get to the other side!
Oatmeal: Not funny didn't laugh

by Nocturnal_Emissions June 2, 2019

Not a P

The term "not a P" is a quicker way of saying "not a problem".

"is that going to be ok with you?" "yer yer, not a p"
"Can you have that report done by 4.30?" "not a p"

by Greg Howard December 19, 2006

Not yung

Used almost the same as "I ain't goin." Means you will not do something and there's no way you will let anyone talk you into or make you do it.

Alex -" Hey chug those 3 four lokos!"
Patch - "Not yung"

by Yung Patch May 1, 2014

Not seeing tits

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io

it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a

by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019