One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

Noose

Noose also known as Slip knot, hang mans rope, etc

I’m going to tie a noose around my neck

by Cyclone_Sav April 21, 2021

Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025