squeaky noose

Twitchy bum

I've got a squeaky noose

by Squeakynoose September 8, 2017

Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention

Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose

by AkiseAru March 3, 2018

to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

need a noose

Bro, you good?

“I need a noose.”
“What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.

Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.

by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023