Noah

A gay aisan boy who only likes the thicccest of men

Noah: Hi I’m noah
Kid: That dude likes your dick

by Therealgaykid111 March 22, 2019

Noah

Noah is the sexiest person who ever lived and the most savage person ever. Noah likes to play ball with buddies and some of their names might even start with a K. Noah is so awesome that if you are his friend then you are in luck.most of them might be lonely (single).

Dang look how Noah he is right now

by Bye,buy,by March 6, 2017

Noah's Mother

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016

Noah neckisum

Our gods are chrollo, yoonbum, and asahi and we have a sacred ritual of eating babies, we are also baptized in babies blood, we also eat trishlikeafish as our traditional food, and when we go to our temples to celebrate the great asahi chrollo and yoonbum, we listen to the yaritchen theme and bts, our holidays are; 1.Death to all babies, we have a very high population and some babies just need to die, but dont worry they are making the world a better place. 2. Sacad (stare at chrollo all day) self explanatory. 3. Sangwoo day, we gather in the temple and pray to sangwoos ashes and just worship him all day.

will you join me in the noah neckisum ceremony??

by naosdeadcorpse December 17, 2020

Joel-Noah

Gay Chinese boy that likes carla and sucks dick

Joel-Noah is gay

by Julian istschwul January 9, 2022

Noah

A guy that has girls all over him. Possess great traits of humor and swag, while smart at the same time. Typically hangs with mainly "the ladies".

Man, that kid is such a Noah, I could practically worship him.

by Damn, Lieutenant February 25, 2012

Noah

Is a male. Most Noah's seem to be of the younger generation. According to the website they are
Musical
Mysterious
Adorable
Put high pressure on themselves
Have many girls who want them
Do not know that girls want them
Some are fat?
A couple definitions said gay?
Another definition said to do as many girls at one time

Used in the famous Old Testament Story, "Noah's Ark"
Hebrew name that means "rest"

What's scary is that most of this definition fits the Noah that I know 0.o

Girl 1:Wow he is cute, put's pressure on himself, and is loved by all women types.
Girl 3: Hey (to the Noah) what's your name?
(supposed Noah): Joe
Girl 1: Nope it's Noah, end of story

by NotNoah.. October 1, 2012