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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
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Zarmarya Newport

A Blunt/Joint that has been rolled into an empty Newport paper and then smoked like a cigarette
Hey you bringing any Zarmarya Newports to the party tn?
by Owendigo April 20, 2024
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Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
mugGet the Newport Newsmug.

Newport Hiils

The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.
Matt: WOW look they spelled newport hills, Newport hiils

Justin: oh that's clever
by Fun matt June 29, 2009
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