Newport White

Been to Newport?

“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”

“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”

“Niceeeee”

by Jwhull July 31, 2022

Primark Newport

Primark in Newport is the shittiest Primark I've ever been in. It's super outdated and super small. They should open a bigger, more modern unit at Friars Walk.

I went to Primark Newport today, it was SHITE!!!!! There you go Urban Dictionary seeing as you want a definition of the word.

by Everyday Everything January 21, 2022

Newport Hiils

The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.

Matt: WOW look they spelled newport hills, Newport hiils

Justin: oh that's clever

by Fun matt June 29, 2009

Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack

by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025