Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

Newport Rolling Papers

A Blunt/Joint that has been rolled into an empty Newport paper and then smoked like a cigarette

Hey you bringing any Zarmarya Newports to the party tn?

by Owendigo April 20, 2024

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack

by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023

The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.

Matt: WOW look they spelled newport hills, Newport hiils

Justin: oh that's clever

by Fun matt June 29, 2009