put nard

A particularly disgusting nard at the end of a put (i.e., at the end of gut so big that it merges with the penis - equivalent to a gunt for wickedly obese men).
Jack is a quintessential put nard; note the wispy hair, jenny warts, and strong odor of sour milk.
by poddle hiney September 14, 2011
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Shredding the nard

When one refers to the "art" or shredding the nar, one may include a "d" on the end of nar, this is because there parents did not teach them proper diction.
Setting: Chair lift passing by the terrain park
Buddy hits huge kicker, and land a quad back flip, said girl yells out "He just shredded the nar" said girl two yells at said girl one " Your an idiot, its obviously he just Shredded the nard, the diction ovs allows for more emphasis on the crushing ability of said buddy".

Example 2-

Setting: Exact same time and place as example 1 (POV of shredders)

Said Buddies Buddy comes over to him and says "Bro you are shredding the nar". Said Buddy yells "You an idiot, i obviously just "shredding the nard", the diction ovs allows for it to seem way more shredding then then just nar"
by Jkraft777 November 14, 2011
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Nard-dog

Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.
"That's so nard-dog!"

"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"
by Nard-dog August 19, 2009
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Nard Dog

The hottest boy alive. Every girl wants him, every girl gets him. He is very very very fat
Nard Dog is so hot! Hopefully he doesn't sit on me.
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Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain
by woody April 30, 2004
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Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.
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the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm
Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee
by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010
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