myspace 

a weebsite where you request everyone who you know or have possibly ever seen in your life. You are also supposed to also request people that you hate and wish to die. On myspace you take pictures of yourself. In these pictures, you cannot look directly at the camera.
If you are a prep, then you must pretend that you are so emo and have a url that is some lame inside joke with someone to make your self look pretty, scene and popular.Skanks
ps-don't ever leave ur myspace up while your out of tthe room or your mom will yell at you-this is why i no longer have one :-(

myspace, a place for stalkers
**or**
myspace, a place for murders
*or even*
myspace, a place to find a rape trial

myspace by IxAmxAfraidxOfxScenexKids April 11, 2006

MySpace 

A stupid, pathetic website. 90% of all MySpace profiles have a terrible color scheme, have bad music like Avril Lavigne, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Hilary Duff, and Justin Timberlake, and all sorts of other MTV shit playing in the background, filled with tons of stupid shit like icons that read "Touch Me", "Kiss Me", and show ugly-ass bimbos wearing bikinis and ugly looking men trying to flex their six packs, that is if they even have one. They also write stupid shit about themselves in their "About Me" section like, "I Hate Drama", "I'm a very forgiving person", "Hating me won't make you more pretty", or "My friends mean the world to me." Right. Thats definitely true when you have about 4,000 "friends" that you haven't even seen in person before. And usually these "friends" leave comments that show painfully unfunny webcomics, and say stupid things like, "OMG u r so like my life!!!1111!" And then there are the pictures, which is probably the biggest problem on MySpace. The 14-year old emo faggots who make these profiles usually spend hours in their bathrooms trying to get a perfect pic, while trying to make it look like they have boobs/a six pack, and also put their cameras at a weird angle to try to hide the vast amount of zits and fat that they have. Most of their pictures look exactly the same, and they all waste countless hours of their life BEGGING for picture comments that say how "hawt" they are in their bulletins. And the rest of these ugly pictures show these idiots hanging out with the few friends that they have actually seen before, usually holding onto a beer bottle. Grow the fuck up faggots. No one gives a fuck at all. If you're thinking about joining Myspace, DON'T. You will regret it. I have a Myspace and I want to quit, but its really hard to do that because this stupid website is so addicting. So do us all a favor and don't join in the first place.

The typical bulletin of a Myspace whore:
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"

MySpace by Death Shredder July 28, 2007

myspace 

a place for people to bring it back to high school. people who are supposedly "over high school and lead such busy lives." however, somehow they find the time to go on my space for a few hours a day. if your so over high school than why do you need to be so-called friends with 25765 people who are probably not going to help out in the real world that we live in today. basically if you do not pay my bills and you are not going to help me in life than you are not my friend. my space is a popularity contest for people who just can't stay away from the high school scene. people really need to get over themselves and stop changing their pictures or taking "my space pics" so that people will tell them their hot or sexy. let's all stop begging for attention and worry about the more important things in life. invest your 1-5 hours a day on something useful. trust me i used to be on this and it's a waste of time.

1) don't broadcast your life or talk about someone on my space so that your "friends" can give you a pat on the back.

2) if you need to have people tell you look hot, you probably have some
insecurity issues. i mean think about it. if you were walking down the street with your friends are they going to contstantly tell you you're hot. no, but on my space they will. so let's take my space pics!

myspace by cmm July 21, 2005

myspace 

Tom's little way of taking over the world...

www.myspace.com
(Personally I like myspace, but it can be addicting)

myspace by Taylor Kula April 19, 2007

Myspace 

A dead website, Facebook ate it's lunch.

Myspace launched in 2003, and got it's surge of popularity around 2005. It was good at first, but had it's problems, easy to hack, lack of care by the ones who ran it, asshole Myspace gangsters and scene kids galore.

Myspace popularity started to wane around 2007, as Facebook's popularity started to rise. Since Facebook was cleaner, didn't allow modification of it's profile pages, had the status updates, and generally kept out the annoying attention grabbing and the asshole antic(for a while).

Now days Myspace has dropped to around 30 something in the Alexa ranks, while Facebook is number 2 in the Alexa rank.

Myspace's plague of problems, and the drama that began to form around it can be said to have contributed to Myspace's fall. But their lack of care for updating anything useful on the site was a big problem, they neglected the Myspace Group pages, never fixed any major bugs or loopholes that allowed for hackers, and never responded quite well to help for users.

Thus their fall happened. Only people on there now are late people, scene kids, and maybe the Myspace gangstas.

Myspace was once a great website, but has now fallen to the feet of Facebook, due to Myspace's own incompetence.

Myspace by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010

Myspace 

Facebook's Great Grandfather. The site my mother used when I was little. Facebook's anal leakage.

Fag1: Aw dude lets chat on Myspace!
Fag2: What the fuck is Myspace?
Fag1: You don't know what Myspace is? Loser.
Fag2: Look, this isn't 2004 okay? Get a Facebook.

Myspace by AnalPenetrationByForce November 27, 2011

Myspace 

Life-ruiner
Grade-lowering stimulant
the internet's most used drug.

Been on myspace latley?
I went on it eight times last night. Got three new pictures, a new layout, and changed my song twice. That's my I failed the Geometry quiz last period.

Myspace by Rohizzle May 15, 2006