mutton dummies

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950

hes wearing his mutton dummies

by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

Button the Mutton

To give a handjob, sometimes used for blowjobs as well.
Button: verb, the process of giving a handjob or blowjob.
Mutton: noun, penis.

"I was at a party the other night and this girl just straight up pulled my mutton out and buttoned it. (Could be interpreted as either a handjob or a blowjob.)"

"Do you want to button my mutton?"

"Just button the mutton, alright?"

by pxm May 6, 2009

Mittens

A lovable nickname for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Just can't relate to the crowd tonight...poor Mittens, maybe he'll do better tomorrow.

by Slap Fappy July 26, 2012

mittens

Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!

Jammy is SO mittens ^_^

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013