Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

by DJ Nipslip July 16, 2021

Harry Murphy

Where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. Named after the Murphy of Newtown. Aka the "Yawning Position."

Girl: "You're really lame in bed."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."

by WomenofNewtown July 13, 2012

sure murph

Something you would say to someone who was stretching the truth a little.
Phrase was coined in jest when legendary liar John Murphy would spin a yarn.

"I had a date with two girls last night."
"Sure Murph!!"

by KatDawg_ February 20, 2019

Cole Murphy

A boy who a girl fell for and then when she confessed her love for him replied with Ok!!!!

I cannot believe Cole Murphy only responded with Ok!!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.

Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022

ava murphy

Ava is a gorgeous girl with striking green eyes and a twinkly smile. Her hair is luscious and curly and she always smells like fine florals. She very comedic and extremely multi-talented. Every moment spent with her I'm in love and in awe of her presence. Watch out because she will be famous one day

Gah damn, I wish Ava Murphy was my wife

by elansmyla2005 April 26, 2022

Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022