Pecan Mummy

An intimate sexual act of wrapping the receiving partner in bath tissue before glazing them with bodily fluids, usually semen and phlegm, until they harden into a mummy-like statue. Successful attempts often take several hours and may require up to a week of semen retention prior.

The Pecan Mummy has become a yearly tradition for Kathy and I on our anniversary.

by Pussywhistle July 13, 2021

dragged mums

ONG, ON MUMMYS LIFE, ON PATS LIFE, ON MY LIFE, NO CAP, I SWEAR ON MY TURTLES LIFE

I just aborted a foetus lmao dragged mums
Bart just burnt his hand on my grill and then he got his knee amputated dragged mums

by evabeaver October 13, 2022

Mummy

Mummy is always there for me. She never lets you down. She is there in your heart, even if you fall out. Mummy should never take the bad things you do to heart, you always do it because there’s something that hasn’t gone your way. We all love mummy, and she should never think otherwise.

I love mummy.

by #always 💕 love January 8, 2018

oh mummy

excliamation used to express shock or suprise many used in N.Ireland

Oh mummy like I was scundered last nite when i feel in front off all them wee boys

by ladycadiver May 8, 2005

Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.

Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!

by Onedayyouwillusethisinsult March 20, 2010

mimsy

the female genetalia

I do hope no one can see my mimsy in this short skirt

by Russ Brown April 1, 2003

mussy

A moist, muscular or musty bussy. A new and potent variation of the 'man pussy' slang.

Ricky: "Did you hear about Ram's mussy?

Jack: "I heard it was mad tight g."

Ricky: "It even has an oscillating function..."

Jack: "That must be some real good mussy!"

by Mussy Master May 7, 2021