Murked

To be assaulted, injured or attacked by someone in a thuggish manor. Used amongst Chavs in England

Chav: Oi, fuk u man, u startin?!
Victim: No
Chav: Look at him ladz hes shittin himself you iz gonna get murked

by Soothy October 3, 2008

miked

when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health

you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"

by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007

mukeh

Warrior, a humble individual. Smart. A kind person.

He is so mukeh. That's mukeh's kind if type.

by John Carey October 15, 2013

Murked

To be fucking killed. Nothing but murder.

Oh shit, dat boi just got murked.

Oh shit, Hillary Clinton got fucking marked in this election.

The Cincinnati Zoo straight murked Harambe.

by JaZambian November 9, 2016

muted strum

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

Murkedd

10/10 streamer, caretaker of Mav, easily scared, loves beans and hot food :D

Murkedd ate a jelly bean tasting like stinky socks and loved it. Murkedd, gets scared easily however, denies behind a wall of false bravado.

by ANudeGoose February 14, 2022

Muke

A muke is a person that has no life and plays video games all the time. Most likely this person lives in Kentucky or Virginia and has nothing better to do anyways. They probably even live with their mother or a dog.

Muke: man I am so bored and there is nothing to do guess I will just play my xbox.

by Mister Gotcha January 10, 2012