Muke

A ship name of Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings from 5 Seconds of Summer. Some 5SOS Fam-girls love this ship and others don't.

"Oh my god Muke is the best ship ever kill me"

by chingchongyorwong August 31, 2014

Muke

Ship of Luke Hemmings and Michael Clifford from 5 Seconds of Summer. It's an abusive relationship but in a cute way. There's no denying it, you're muke af.

Michael: *slaps Luke*
Michael: *insults Luke*
Michael: *gets the rest of the band to gang up on luke*

Fam: MUKE AF OMFG SO CUTE

by Heichuo Levi December 13, 2014

Muke

A muke is a person that has no life and plays video games all the time. Most likely this person lives in Kentucky or Virginia and has nothing better to do anyways. They probably even live with their mother or a dog.

Muke: man I am so bored and there is nothing to do guess I will just play my xbox.

by Mister Gotcha January 10, 2012

Muke

when you put weed and tobacco in a bong and smoke it making the high intenser and giving you that nicotine hit

“does anyone have a cig im bout to smoke a muke”

“yeah man i gotcha”

by georgiathenut January 27, 2022

Muke

Milk puke, that is, vomit from an infant who has just had a feed.

I held his baby for five minutes and by the end of it my shirt was so full of muke that I had to get it dry cleaned!

by Yupic August 19, 2015

Muke

You cough so hard from smoking up that you puke but only nasty mucus comes up.

"Damn! That shit was so good it made me muke! "

by Bree64 March 23, 2019

Muke

A "muke" is a derogatory expression utilized to document said person as bearing defective qualities.

Drag onion is a muke for banning me for 5 days.

by Brick Hillian Builderman April 26, 2019