massoff

meaning: massive. big large huge outrageous

i have massoff bruises on my arms.

by cjfcoz January 13, 2009

Monsodo

When a man has pubic hair that is longer then his penis is.

That man I took home from the club last night had monsodo cock so I laughed at him and made him leave.

by snatchhatch November 9, 2013

Missouri Whooping

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."

by daboot013 October 12, 2017

Missoula

Full of fucking maniacs who bike and ski all day while they party in carhartt overalls and ride bison into the sunset. Don’t come here.

Person 1: You look terrible! What’s you do this weekend?

Person 2: Missoula, man.

by universityofmontanasimp June 16, 2021

USS Missouri

Probably the most famous of the Iowa-class battleships, and maybe even the most famous battleship in the world, USS Missouri is an American icon. She fought in WWII, the Korean war, and the Gulf war. From her bulbous bow to her huge 16"/50 caliber mark 7 guns, she has an impressive silhouette. With a top speed of 33 knots (around 40 MPH), she (along with her sister ships) is the fastest battleship in the world. Her guns, nicknamed the Long Nines, weigh 239,000 pounds (without the breech) up to 267,900 pounds (with breech), and fired 2,700 pound 16" shells. She still exists today, in the form of a museum ship in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.

Person 1: Did you know that the USS Missouri fought in 3 wars?
Person 2: Woah!

by maybesomeonerandomyes February 4, 2021

Aurora Missouri

65605. This is a town between Monett and Mt.Vernon. Basically like the slums of the bible belt. Full of variety, fat kids, druggies, emo kids, skanky girls, all in all it's well rounded in population. There isn't even a Taco Bell in this town, WTF is that about? The only two good things to come out of Aurora are it's killer FFA team, and Hawgwild which serves up some of the best BBQ nachos around. As long as you aren't from the North side of the tracks, you will be okay. And President Bush came to town once, all the rednecks and hillbillies came out to see.

A: "Hey dude, I have been sexting this hot chick.."
B:"Where is she from?"
A:"Aurora Missouri, bro."

B:"Is she from the North side?!?!"
A:"Oh hell no!"

by Alice Dandersun April 7, 2011

moosomin

a little town with lots of gossip that no one really cares about yet everyone knows...also really boreing if your not drinking..but good for walking around aimlessly

-What do you want to do?
--I dunno it s moosomin there's not much to do.
-Wanna take a walk?
--Sure why not

by Kirsten..Roy December 19, 2008