The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.

Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."

I've been jabbed