Mohammadism

Like Muhammad from the Quran , Slept with 9 year old Aisha. mohammadism means supporting pedophilic acts involving minors “mohammadism”

Nah bro Jeffrey Epstein would do mohammadism rituals in this private island with children

by ArabianJew September 2, 2022

Mohammadpour Touserkani effect

The disappointment of discovering that your idea that you thought was new or unique already exists

After he discovered that the wheel had been invented over 5000 years ago, the Mohammadpour Touserkani effect drove him into a deep depression.

by slew88 September 19, 2022

Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin)

I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything

He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me

He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am

. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low

I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him

"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".

by Iloveeeeeeeeeeeeemybestfriend April 5, 2023

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Mohammad Moosani

This person is the epitome of cool. They are amazing at basketball and cricket. When they see a cricket ball in the air they say "cetch it!!!!!". If you meet a Mohammad Moosani make sure you keep them. They are simply the best.

You're the Mohammad Moosani of this group.

by TahaPT September 12, 2023

Mohammad

ONE OF A KIND GUY; he is patient, funny, and very very very very very very very cute. Although he sounds like Mr. Sprout, he is still cool (so do not mix him with the Disney star). The only downside is that he usually lives far from his lover and is a jedo.

"Mohammad is so cute mashAllah!"

by Momo bear September 18, 2023

mohammad

guys called mohammad that like skittles and are very autistic and have no life

hey did you see mohammad having a seizure on the floor?

no what happened?
idk he’s autistic so he fell on the floor and started faking a seizure

by meowmeowmeowpwm December 5, 2023