morlon

a person who thinks that a three pointer in basketball has to be released behind the line for it to count as three points.

alternate meanings: a stubborn moron know-it-all; a complete moron.

JOE: " he didnt let go of the ball until after he crossed the line..thats only worth two points idiot."

DAVID: what a morlon.

example 2

MAX: I would sleep with oprah, even if i didnt get any money.

David: what are you?!?!?...some kind of morlon???

by notamorlon247 January 17, 2011

Mormon hit

The last hit of a bowl that's 50% weed and 50% bhutane before going out. The ashes are white and powdery, much like most Mormons

Any of y'all wanna do the Mormon hit? The bong's almost out.

by downstreamHike September 30, 2018

Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.

The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.

by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019

resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.

No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick May 22, 2018

mormon mobile

A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.

Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.

by rabblerouser August 16, 2006

Mormon food

Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as junk food and/or fast food. It can include Wendy's Baconator or just general junk food. Fucking disgusting.

Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!

You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.

Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.

by DOUBLEmoniKERR February 24, 2009

moron

1. A word for some one with a low iQ.

2. The Welsh word for carrot.

1. That kid is a real moron

2. Dwi'n hoffi moron (I like carrots)

by Anyomonous123 February 14, 2008