Moshers

Mosher is just a title that some people give some other people. A Mosher should be someone who moshes in a mosh pit. They don't have to wear certain clothes or like certain bands, although most do. Nowadays lots of people call people moshers for having long hair, say. Some people treat 'mosher' as an insult... you shouldn't.

"are you a mosher?"
"no,"
Yeah you are!"
"um... ok"
"nah!"
"I'll just go now..."
Mosher gets beaten up

by Joe December 3, 2004

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008

Moshering

The act of seducing multiple women over MSN and then having sex with them, only to leave them in the morning.

"You aren't Moshering that girl, are you?"

by Chris Holmes June 10, 2005

moshers

moshers arnt jst people who smell and av greasy hair! and become a mosher cuz they r sad and have no friends, they also DO NOT wear white make-up... whichever dumbass thinks that. they need to look up the word goth! moshers hate townies anad townies hate moshers! wudnt it b a better world if all townies died! they must use up all of boots make-up and hair acsessories! and half a bottle of sum shit smellin purfume they bought off a gypsy dwn the road!they tek the mick outa moshers cuz we wear pants that r baggy and hoodies with bands on, well we tek the mick outa the fuck up townies cuz u shag every guy whu knows were ur fanny is and how to do oral! so all u townies out there are fuk ups, moshers do wear make clothes, just not the makes u have heard ov. ur all sheep and copy each other!

death to all townies they are a waste of air and gold!! :D

by Ashleigh August 18, 2004

Mini Mosher

11-14 year old kid who seems to think that they are different sumhow by dressin in black band hoody thats about 10 sizes to big for them(slipknot,marylin manson etc),humerosly baggy jeans, or anova favourite,cut offs or board shorts displayin stripy soxs underneath-coz its cool.also,must have shoes r vans,possibly DC's u dont have em,ur sooo not different.the accesory must haves are keychains,bout 145 shagbands up each arm,spike bracelet and beads round neck.natural habitat is usually the mall or McDonalds in large groups runnin round makin as much noise as possible,trin to look like they dont give a shit when really,they jus look like dicks.they also love givin hugs to just about EVERYONE,even ppl they dont kno

#1'hey you wana go crash the mall?'
#2'hey sure dude,but only afat we go to McDonalds to get a happy meal so i can get a free toy to play with and give a name to'
#1'cool dude....hey,have i givin you a free hug today?...'

by xXxspockxXx April 23, 2005

mini mosher

Little people who try to be rockers etc by dressing in clothes they got thier mummy to buy. However, they are sometimes so cute you want to yake them home and put them on display.

Look! Mini mosher listening to slipknot! Lets add him to our collection...

by Christopher Duffill December 12, 2007

Iggy the Moocher

Iggy the Moocher is the sickest c**t to ever walk the planet. Riverview men believe in the divinity and humanity of Iggy, meaning he is both a demigod and fully human. The fact that he is human means that all Riverview are capable of following and being Iggy. Every year Iggy is chosen by God himself. His job is to lead the warcries against the disgusting boys in pink. Iggy must also be a respectable Riverview man in the eyes of loweee and kam and Iggy must attend church every Sunday.

Riverview student 1: Who do you think is going to be Iggy the Moocher this year?
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.

by Junkie69420 August 29, 2021