mongofied

To reach a state of extreme monged-ness. usually achieved through exsessive intake of drugs, and possibly alcohol.

State of mind during a mild but prolonged comedown.

Derived from mongo'd

"Jesus christ man, I'm seriously fuckin mongofied here. I'm startin to pull faces and all!!!!"

"Were you guys out last night? Oh man were we what!! Fuckin completely mongofied, tunes were fuckin savage too."

"Man are you rolling another one. Man I can't I'm completely mongo'd out of me head. Oh yeah man big time mongofied" That is a quote from the birth of mongofied

by Marshel Plant February 7, 2006

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.

Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!

by beanser January 3, 2006

mongotard

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.

Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.

by Hector May 7, 2003

Mongo

Like when someone is funny and a bit dumb no intelligence like . Then instead of saying. The word stupid or dumb or any other way.

" he is a mongo "

by I made an account to make a w November 5, 2017

mongol

->A person from the country mongolia . The same boys along with ghenghis khan , there horse archers and heavy calvary took over a massive part of the world . Eventually split into several hordes . After that the horde's armies where localized and where filled with soldiers from conquered areas.

Look at the mongol on his little pony with his bow and arrow pwning some euros.

Hey real preps cause mongol blood flows through my blood I get more useful skills than playing Polo. Up for a match of horse archery , lance work or sword work?

by themongol April 9, 2006

Moongoat

A blasphemous necro-animal of the Necrowizard.
Appears only when fullmoon is present.
While active, it seeks for posers to grimpale on its majestic horns ov blasphemy.

Does co-operate with acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Special note: Has incredibly huge balls, as all things grim do.

Look! There's a moongoat over there grimpaling posers!

by Grimlord December 27, 2004