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Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.
by Pure69 April 29, 2011
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Monstril

Huge Nostrils
I bet Grandma Gina can smell anything with her monstrils!!!
by GrandmaGina December 27, 2011
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montreal facelift

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.
Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"
by drinkingham_tttttff October 28, 2013
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monsterology

A subdivision of cryptozoology that focuses on wild monsters.
My main focus is to become a monsterology expert so I can write awesome books about unknown creatures.
by AP Creators March 27, 2015
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minstrelcore

White "rappers" who vulture aspects of black culture, but market their music towards Greek Life types who think the Trump presidency is "not a big deal, bruh" (i.e. Post Malone)
"Kendrick's too political, man. I just want to 'celebrate' and listen to some minstrelcore."
by ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ February 11, 2018
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Monstresso

A monster espresso.

Usually consisting of 6 or more espressos combined into one.
Hey man did you hear Jeffrey drank a monstresso yesterday?

No way, how did his heart not stop?
by The Essentialist February 11, 2021
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Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.
She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker
by EJamesOz September 2, 2021
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