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Hall Monitor

The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.
Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER
by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023
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hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business
"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"
by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024
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library monitor

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In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.
Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2026
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monitor the situation

To scroll Twitter/X and other news sites to see what’s going on with a developing news story.
“Dude we kidnapped Maduro in the middle of the night, time to go on Twitter/X and monitor the situation for a few hours to see what happens next.”
by Bruce Robbie February 22, 2026
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