Used in reference to a place of religious worship, most commonly used when referring to the Catholic Church.
Mike: It’s Sunday and I’m going to church.
Jim: I ain’t ever goin to one of dem molestation clinics again if I got the choice, to many bad memories.
Jim: I ain’t ever goin to one of dem molestation clinics again if I got the choice, to many bad memories.
by WarningMinecraftIncluded April 06, 2020
The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.
by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019
1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.
by suspendernoob February 03, 2016
by coeurkrahe March 17, 2011
Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
A person who thinks they are cool and with it but in actual fact steal the life and good will from a situation.
by Carlossssssss October 04, 2008
The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.
"Dude, did you lose your keys?"
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"
"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."
by Anthony Tamayo Jr. November 10, 2007