When you are joining Minecraft and the Mojang logo is stuck showing for a long time, before the game starts.
by Euller February 2, 2014
Get the mojanging mug.An 80's Miami term used to describe a kid (roughly age 12-14) that thinks he's more grown up than he really is. The word is a Miamized translation of Spanish word "mojon" which mean turd.
"I hate going to the mall on Saturday night, it's packed with mojohns that get in your face and talk mad shit."
"Just because Yazmani is in 7th grade, he thinks he's hard, but he's a mojohn."
"I can't believe that mojohn had the balls to mack it to my girl."
"Just because Yazmani is in 7th grade, he thinks he's hard, but he's a mojohn."
"I can't believe that mojohn had the balls to mack it to my girl."
by Coño, meng! July 9, 2016
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Get the Mojave rattler mug.An illegal Mexican in the United States that crossed the Rio Grande swimming ,there for being labeled as a mojarron.
by andresrsilva September 8, 2017
Get the mojarron mug.When you're having sex with a girl from behind and she farts the toilet paper from her poopy butthole onto your torso.
Man, I got with this girl from tinder last night and she gave me the ol' Mojave Dustbowl. I feel like I'm covered in paper mâché.
by Arthur Sikes November 22, 2018
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"I'll be there in a mojute," Gary said to Nick as he ran to the meeting, typing poorly because he was in a rush.
by reeefer February 8, 2019
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To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.
To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.
No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!
by Zeddie July 6, 2009
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