Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

by kunefa October 1, 2005

mitzutie

Mitzutie is the highest praise possible when complimenting someone's appearance and personality. It means really, really, really, kawaii (a.k.a cute). tsundere weeaboos usually use the term.

"Wow! Look at that girl! She's a mitzutie!"

by thisisntdeziswear July 19, 2012

Moiz Gesture

It is a hand signal that shows the East Coast is better than the West Coast.

When someone from the West is being a little bitch. Throw them the Moiz Gesture to shut their bitch ass up.

by matty_brown_stain March 30, 2015

Bar Mitzvah Monkey

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.

"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."

by Renholder October 18, 2011

Mitz

1. Famous computer spy
2. Irregular user of the internet
3. Master Social Engineer
4. Quick, fast

Who is the mitz in here?

by toca2 September 1, 2005

MOITC

make out in the club (or any other word that starts with a 'c')

OMG, I totally want to MOITC with Steve tonight!

Lee totally MOITC'ed with Kelly last night!

Eww, that gross couple is totally MOITCing

by redeagle09 March 11, 2010

butt mitzvah

it occurs on a jewish boy's mar bitzvah.
he and his friends, after the bar mitzvah (and the wine...) realize all their gay feelings for eachother and have a huge, gay, drunken, jew, underage orgy.

Larry, why are you walking all funny? come over here and give grandma goldstein and rabbi a hug!

MOOOOOOOM! My ass is sore, after my bar mitzvah, me, chaim, shlomo, and uncle ernie had a butt mitzvah!

by Hryttereanna November 17, 2006