muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

Muff pad

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

by badgrammir February 6, 2009

fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

by SaQ January 5, 2004

muff rat

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

by enspration5 May 28, 2004

Muff Nit

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

by Maurice2nd December 18, 2008

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 11, 2010