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coma mierda

Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."

Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
"Coma mierda, puta." ("Eat shit, bitch.")
by dat.boi.k May 7, 2018
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celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.
"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."
by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013
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Meseret

Meseret is a Smart and beautiful thicc girl. She will always lend you something you need and is a better drawer than anyone else in the world. She will support your decisions. She is most likely to steal your man (or woman). Meseret is confident in singing, and is hella good at it. She always holds your hand when you need someone and will always be a shoulder you can lean on. Literally! She has piercing brown eyes that make you're heart melt and thick black hair that always looks amazing. Meseret is someone who will always be there, when no one else would be. She may be depressed, but she's hella good at hiding it, so you need to be a good damn friend to her and let her cry on your shoulder and you better listen to every damn word she says, because she always has something amazing to say. She is the most hilarious person you will ever meet.
Meseret= the best damn thing to happen in your life. If you don't know Meseret, you have no life.
by Breath taking March 20, 2017
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Chilean Miner

During oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until Christmas.
Does she like to give blow jobs? Oh yeah, that Betty is real Chilean Miner.
by Belfry September 3, 2010
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Maserati Hottie

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.
That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.
by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010
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miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle
"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"
by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015
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drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.
by lilly b January 23, 2005
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