Mingewig

Simply put a wig to put on your minge. Can be in a range of colours from Platinum Blonde to Deep Ivory. Even comes in ginger if you swing that way. Decorations are available such as sequins, glitter and bells. The perfect accessory for any modern woman.

ENJOY!

Wife: Hmmm I fancy a change tonight dear. Do you?
Husband: Why yes! What did you have in mind?
Wife: Well... I did buy that new mingewig... the one with the tassles. What do you think?
Husband: YAY!

by Fancy A. Mingewig February 4, 2010

minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.

"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"

by Special K January 20, 2004

Fear mongering

Also know as Nicki, keeper of the fines

I hope nicki won't fine me, she's so fear mongering.

by Hot-ham July 18, 2021

minging

Getting totaly wasted and drunk the following night out with the lads

Down the pub and you drink till you drop

by Not-Telling-A-Soul June 23, 2005

minging

see pissed

Bloke 1: I drank 12 pints of stella last night

Bloke 2: Yeah mate, you were minging!

by jebus November 20, 2003

Fear Denial Mongering

FEAR; (perceived risk or danger, real or not)DENIAL; (negation in logic; refusal to admit the possibility of a truth and or a reality) MONGERING; (monger=Trader; thus mongering = trading)

Contrary to urban mythological FEARMONGERING, a undefined non-existent dictionary term derived as; “One who spreads the (*idealogy) of fear through propaganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be(* fearmongers).*(Spelling)

Fear Denial Mongering comes from an ideology of denial and individualism’s obsess, seeded in urban legend and conspiracy by a punditry of anti-establishment denial that there is anything to fear at all.

As expressed in a denial of fear ideology by neophyte Senator Barack Obama, in MASON CITY, Iowa, in a justifying posture of Fear Denial Mongering on May 25, 2007.

by Fearmonger June 13, 2007

minging

(M)ucky (I)nept (N)o (G)ood - this is what ming means

by alan May 15, 2003