Millenials

The pinnacle of doom

Have you been on YouTube lately? OMG the kids comments are insipid and they get 600 likes! ..

oh and the spelling and grammar is appalling and I end like a schoolteacher correcting them... millenials are the pinnacle of DOOM..

by Miss Beachy October 31, 2019

millenial mullett

haircut - featuring razor cut sides and or crown spikes and a streak of long (usually highlighted) hair at the back for the emo look or medium length feathery layers and a sweep of long bangs brushed to one side for the preppy but edgy types

Tom Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, and Zac Efron
would span the spectrum of the millenial mullett.

by stewlala April 15, 2009

Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

by V November 15, 2004

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by jenn August 16, 2004

Millenials

People who were born in the early 1980s to late 90s. They love taking quizzes of in which harry potter house they are in, but on reality, they dont have a house, just a apartment rent. They are funny and cool but at the end of the day, they're just old. If you roast them, they call you zoomer. Phrases of them are: Ravenclaw and proud!😜🤙🏼or ok zoomer or Wait, dont talk to me until i had my coffee 🤭🤫or Wait, let me check my facebook account

Katie: I HATE MY JOB. I am a coffee addict I am so quirky
Y/n: You are such a millenials

by Keepaneyeforselener😜 June 30, 2020

Millenial Calendar

A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."

Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.

by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018

Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018