Midnight Wack 

The action in which one partakes at midnight where he or she masturbates to a variety of porn in order to achieve an orgasm which will in return help them sleep.

Edward: Bro I can't sleep ! I think I have insomnia!

Nate: Damn bro , have you tried the Midnight Wack? That usually helps me !

Edward: Thanks bro I'll try it tonight !

Midnight Wack by Pro Beaner June 30, 2017

Midnight Randyvous

The act of meeting for sex at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative shit of a "date"..

My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse

Midnight Randyvous by Drex Johnson July 21, 2011

midnight toker 

(n.) One who rocks the bong in the dark

Big D. and I had a great time last night, man is he a midnight toker!

midnight toker by King Robby V. September 23, 2005

Midnight Mexican bird's nest 

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.

Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.

Midnight Mexican bird's nest by Joe Salone October 16, 2010

midnight cowboy 

Movie starring Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo (from the Bronx) and a very young Jon Voight as Joe Buck (from Texas). It is the story of their misadventures trying to survive in New York City. Won Best Picture in 1969. Buck had come to NYC thinking he could make a living selling his body to women. When that plan failed, he resorted to seeking gay males as customers. The term midnight cowboy has been used meaning a male (straight or gay) who prowls for gay men who will pay him for sex.

I have seen Midnight Cowboy approximately 50 times.

midnight cowboy by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Midnight Tugger 

a masterbation technique performed on him-or herself without the knowledge of the tugee while in a dream-like state of sleepiness.

Midnight tugger is essentially beating your meat accidentally in the middle of the night while friends are awake to witness it. Not purposely done...usually drunk.

Midnight Tugger by late night beat off January 19, 2013

Midnight Mating Call 

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

Midnight Mating Call by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017