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North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023
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Microwiving

Inspired by the term ‘Micromanaging’; a trait popular mostly among Arab men, whereby a husband closely observes and/or controls his wife‘s actions.
Ahmed, I know hummus requires olive oil - stop microwiving me!
by @DubaiDadJokes July 10, 2020
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Microwace

A chaotic device of unknown origin hosting a multitude of dials and switches of miscellaneous function.
You have been visited by the Microwace
God help you...
by EnderMeep March 30, 2022
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bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.
Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.
by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008
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Microwavable Instant Fail

1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.
2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
by Hamster Alliance August 15, 2007
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Georgia Microwave

When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.
Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?
by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR January 17, 2009
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Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'
'Trump can go jump off a microwave'
by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019
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