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Microphilosophy

Microphilosophy: a modern form of philosophy that people post online, normally about one sentence or less, bite-sized for modern times, usually very witty and clever, and often widely liked and shared.

Example:
YouTube video about human nature.
The comment section: “All we are is just monkeys with guns.”
Lee:Bruv, I got a thousand likes on this YouTube comment the other day I'm well buzzing.all I said, was' I’ve got a dead-end job, but it never seems to end tho LOL.

Frank: LOL Bruv, you’re a muppet. You think you’re some kind of philosopher now or something? LOL.

Lee: LOL. No bruv I'm just into my microphilosophy ATM.

Frank: LOL.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026
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microprise

A project or undertaking, originally considered to be one that is difficult or requires effort, but is later found to be easy and can be delivered in small deliverables.
Microprise, an enterprise wide solution delivered in individual components.
by mislaid rogue April 12, 2013
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mecophile

A man or woman who loves their vehicle, to such excess, the they must make sweet sweet whoopie to their car / motorcycle / hooptie / truck / vehicle of any kind.
A man was just putting a fresh coat of wax on his 67' vette. he notices a faint twinkle in her tail pipe. Aroused and rigid he approaches the vehicle, drooling on himself with ecstasy he aggressively penetrated every supple hole in its body. until a climactic release like none he had experienced before.
He is a mecophile
by timothy everyman November 8, 2013
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microphalise dick

usually referring to a penis under the size of .3 centimeters when flaccid
get that fucking pube outta my vag.... oh wait THATS YOU microphalise dick
by godzilla cock July 5, 2017
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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017
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Microphone Head

Dis Bois head is a microphone head.
by Bottletop69 May 28, 2018
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mildophile

Look at mildophile stay away
by milfonimsd March 3, 2018
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