meight

So originally "mate" would mean either freind (informal); or someone who you were planning on impregnating / getting impregnated by (depending on the reader's gender, if they have one at all) The internet and texting alike meant people were more interested in saying "m8" to save time, however, etymology clearly shows that the words carry less emotion, in such instances as people constantly saying "m8" when they dont mean it ... (see example)

Which brings the nation back to the point of "mEIGHT" whereupon they can realise their mistake in the first place and mock anyone who uses "m8", and ridicule it for its destruction of human nature

Adam: alryt m8
Normal MSN participant: er ... hello .. mate ...
Adam: u ok m8?
Normal MSN particpant (slightly vexed): yeh, I'm ok, u alright yourself?
Adam: yeh i'm ok m8, r u alryt?
Normal MSN partiicpant (faggrivated): erm ... look seriously I'm alright, you're alright, was there anything you wanted to talk about
Adam: yeh m8, im jus chattin to sum of my msn peeps
Normal MSN participant (back to normal state when he realises Adam is simply a silly little beggfreind who's emotions are replaced with Newspeak, he therefore no longer gives a shit): that's nice
Adam: yeh, neway I'm a little cunt and I keep chattin in cycles cos I'm a little cunt who has no personality of his own, I hide behind letters and digits, I ain't even got the guts to say "meight", not in real life anyway
Normal MSN participant: ur a cunt m8

by Willis McGee July 26, 2006

meathook

The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.

Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!

by Mr. Heckler January 11, 2007

Meathead

Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.

I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

meita

n. - Cum (portuguese). Same as gosma, esporra, molho (azorean portuguese slang.)

A gaja tinha meita espalhada pela cara. - The bitch had cum all over her face.

by Marquis de Carabas September 9, 2004

meatholed

To be fucked over by life in general.

I got so meatholed when I forgot to turn in my term paper.

by tank December 13, 2004

meathanky

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.

"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)

by BioMenace September 24, 2008

maïthé

Maïthé is a girl. She is not made of stars. Stars are made of her. Nothing in de universe compares to the beauty of her smile and the twinkle in her eyes.

When the moon hits your eyes like a big piece of pie thats Maïthé.

by Pseudont January 17, 2018