squeets mcgraw

a status achieved when one is: cute, squishy, thoughtfull, silly, funny, redneck, handyman.

ur such a squeets mcgraw! thx squeets mcgraw!

by charletakiss x January 1, 2010

McGregored

A mythical 6’4 traveler Scott McGreggor is known to get a statistically improbable number of airline seat upgrades.

To McGregor Upgrade is to poor on the charm till the gate agent moves you to a nice seat with additional legroom. The critical part to complete a McGregor is to post this opulence on a social media platform for all to see!

For a properly McGregored upgrade to count, the additional legroom must be aparant in your posting, the image must convey the status others flying are not enjoying!

Bumped to an exit row, I McGregored the shit out of this trip to Uspsa nationals!

by World traveler! May 28, 2018

Spicey Mcgregor

A woman or man uses hot sauce as lubricant while masturbating or having sexual intercourse.

Ted was doing the "Spicey Mcgregor" while he played hanky spanky.

by Ambassador Krayola February 28, 2011

Uteran Wall McGraw

Term used to describe extreme pleasure in ones buttex.

Chaz,stop being such a Uteran Wall McGraw.
That girl on tv, i would sex her up right.

by Cockmeatsammich January 1, 2009

McGregored

1) To be beaten up whenever you aggravate/talk to/see, breathe in the vicinity of people.

2) To be violently attacked in any situation, including those in which you aren't actually involved in

I yelled at some chavs the other day but they Mcgregored my mate instead

by CaptainLingo September 13, 2010

the tim mcgraw

A sexual act in which the woman puts ink around her vagina so that when the man (or another woman) pleasures her orally, he gets a ring around his mouth resembling Tim McGraw's facial hair. The act is only completed once the man puts on a cowboy hat and boots. He must then sing a Tim McGraw song.

Jeremiah's girlfriend made him do the Tim McGraw, and he subsequently died of ink poisoning.

by CountryBlumpkin October 19, 2009

Quick Draw Mcgraw

When you are having sex, doggy style with a female. When she is not looking, with your index finger pointed out and thumb cocked like a pistol, lick your index finger and ram it up her asshole, thus giving her suspense and catching her off guard. This is known as "Quick Draw Mcgrawin".

Last night i was fucking this bitch, and when she was about to cum, i Quick Draw Mcgrawed her, and she screamed and came. It was funny as hell

by AlphaBush April 2, 2010