maestro

Roger Federer, the Maestro.

The Swiss maestro possesses an exquisite game, and he can hit winners from all parts of the court to all parts of the court on the opposite side of the net.

by bcee December 24, 2008

Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

manstincts

The inner sense of right and wrong for the human post-adolescent male; the adult human male and/or masculine equivalent of woman's intuition (in the singular form) and women's intuition (in the plural form); masculine conscience and/or psyche.

Since he is immature, his manstincts are not (yet) fully-developed. Every new father needs to learn to trust his manstincts (in the same way a new mother needs to trust her woman's intuition). My manstincts went haywire when I heard that lame suggestion.

by canuck4Jesus February 24, 2010

Maastricht Effect

A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.

Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...

Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.

by bobhater June 30, 2010

Maestro

-Dude, friend, bro, brotha, my man.
-Greetings in singular and or plural. There you are! Hi everyone!

"Maestro, check this girl out!"
"Maestro, let's get drunk!"
"Maeeestro! - Ohh heyy Brad!"
"Show up to party and say out loud Maaestro!"

by Common Sense Moderate July 15, 2015

Manstruating

A man who is in the act of being grumpy moody.

Hey guys, sorry I am a little down today. I'm manstruating.

by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010

macster

Mac + Master = Macster.
A mac, being a person that is good with women (macin on chicks), and a master is the best at something, we get Macster.
This word can also describe a guru of the Apple computers (for nerds)

Ryan: "Dude, Jon is such a Macster, he's practically putting us all on cold streaks"
nerd: "I need help loading Safari... where's the Macster when you need him!!!?"

by p1mp1nx0r July 23, 2010