Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.

You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

Color Match Your Butthole

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.

Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT

by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

manteca

the drug we call heroin

I like to get a hold of some manteca.

by martha March 24, 2004

Matchbook Romance

Amazing band, amazing music, amazing concert coming up

"Did you buy the new Matchbook Romance cd, Stories and Alibis, Menwell?"
"Indeed I did Juloe"

by Rivers March 3, 2004

Matchbox 20

The 20th matchbox. Anyone who uses a lot of matchboxes will know that it is vital to number every single one. The 20th matchbox, though the same as all the others, is still a matchbox worth having it's own definition on the urban dictionary. Contrary to popular beleif there is absolutely no relation between the phrase matchbox 20 and the recording artists Rob Thomas, Kyle Cook and others.

OMG you stole matchbox 20!

what do you mean 'am i here for the matchbox 20 gig?'

by Abdullah7278 September 20, 2006

Matchet

A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.

It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!

by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009