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Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.
Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.
by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010
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Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.
She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.
by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007
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sausage massage

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?
by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017
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Silky Massage

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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Massage Mill

A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.
"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"

"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
by doublyy March 19, 2021
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Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017
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Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
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